The Manneken-Pis, a bronze statue of a young boy urinating that is a symbol of Brussels and a major tourist attraction, has had to stop peeing because of sub-zero temperatures,…
By thegrumpycook Sunday 5th February 2012
Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:
“Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding Famous celebrity in Texas, to…
INSTRUCTIONS ON REPLACING MOUSE BALLS
(I don’t know how they wrote this with a straight face. This apparently was a real memo sent by a computer company to its employees in…
A rabbi in the Deep South said to his congregation, “someone in this congregation has spread a false rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a…
By thegrumpycook Friday 20th January 2012
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping…
By thegrumpycook Tuesday 17th January 2012
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
“Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad,” gushed son…
I’ve sure gotten old! I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I’m half blind,
Can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
Take 40 different medications…
At a U2 concert in Ireland , Bono (the lead singer) asks the audience for some quiet. Then he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total…
By thegrumpycook Sunday 8th January 2012
The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.
“No way! No needles. I hate needles,” the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous…
