A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?” He declines. …
By steamkabwe Friday 25th June 2010
If you are really keen you can read all 11 pages of the standard in pdf British Standard 6008.
1 Scope and field of application
This International Standard specifies a method…
Someone had to remind me, so I’m reminding you too. Don’t laugh…..it is all true.
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
1….
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to…
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a
fatal car accident.
The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting
for St. Peter…
Let me see if I’ve got this right…
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY…
Burglars in the Netherlands have broken into a prison and stolen inmates’ television sets.
The thieves crept into a minimum-security jail in the Dutch town of Hoorn, near Amsterdam,…
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next…
By grumpybloke Friday 2nd April 2010
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business. He found…
