You are here: Home > The Soap Box > Humour
Humour
Never lose your grandson

A heart-warming story.
My friend’s small grandson got lost at the shopping mall……… .
He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
“I’ve lost my grandpa!”
“The guard asked, “What’s he…

By monty Tuesday 2nd March 2010
Bad day for grandads

CNN) — A man dubbed the “Granddad Bandit,” suspected in more than a dozen robberies, struck again this week, the FBI said Friday.
The latest incident was Wednesday in Huntsville, Alabama,…

By monty Saturday 27th February 2010
Message abuse

Message left by slightly hard of hearing father to daughter
” Someone from the gyna colleges called today. They said the PABST Beer is normal. I didn’t know you…

By beecee Friday 26th February 2010
black bras

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I …

By beecee Wednesday 10th February 2010
Suicide bombers

Since singer Susan Boyle (who professes being a virgin) has been on TV,
there’s been a marked drop in suicide bombings.
Apparently many of the terrorists didn’t realize what a virgin looked…

By mikejdavidson Tuesday 9th February 2010
Thoughts for the future

A group of 30 year old friends discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at Mama Luna’s restaurant because…

By grumpybloke Wednesday 3rd February 2010
retarded grandparents

RETARDED GRANDPARENTS
(this was actually reported by a teacher)
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they
spent their holiday away from…

By mikerosenberg Wednesday 27th January 2010
I forgot my name

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and
we all could probably use more calm in our lives! Some doctor on the TV
thi…

By beecee Monday 4th January 2010
italian xmas special

A really special song for berlusconi at this festive time
“All I want for xmas is my two front teeth”

By mikerosenberg Wednesday 23rd December 2009
Sarah Palin

Now there’s something to be really grumpy about. The mere possibility that Palinitis may have become a contagious or even infectious disease in the USA makes Swine Flu look like…

By grumpybloke Monday 23rd November 2009




Grumpy Old Friends


Social Networking
Join In
REGISTERED USER LOG IN





CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP FOR A NEW ACCOUNT


© 2007 Grumpy Old Friends
Terms and Conditions  |  Privacy Policy  |  Site map  |  Get the RSS Feed