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Song Titles revisited for the baby boomers

Seems that a number of composers have amended their songs to suit the age of their audience
Bobby Darin
Splish ,Splash,I was having a flash
Herman’s Hermits
Mrs Brown you’ve got a lovely walker
Ringo…

By hilary33 Monday 17th November 2008
meatballs and spaghetti

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage,…

By grumpybloke Friday 14th November 2008
Vanishing Executives

Looks like a new trend in Board Shuffling is emerging. As often is the case the Chinese are leading the way in this new approach to management change.
ZTC Telecommunications is…

By monty Tuesday 11th November 2008
Balance Sheets

Heard in Hong Kong today
The problem with investment bank balance sheets is that on the left side nothing is right and on the right side nothing is left

By mikerosenberg Wednesday 22nd October 2008
When I rule the world

When I rule the world
PMQ’s will be a thing of the past
And Goliath slays the Davids so fast
Gordon Brown reigns supreme in the Commons at last!
When I rule the…

By mikejdavidson Friday 17th October 2008
NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS

CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month…

By grumpybloke Thursday 16th October 2008
The Thoughts of Chairman/PM GB

Just when you all thought you had written me off
Opinion Polls dropped me in bottomless trough,
Credit Crunch comes along, what a blessed relief,
Here’s where I show them I’m up to…

By mikejdavidson Monday 6th October 2008
UNCERTAINTY AT JAPANESE BANKS

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days Origami…

By barbara1 Monday 29th September 2008
Something to cheer you in troubled times

1. The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw…

By beecee Thursday 18th September 2008
olympic commentary

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports
commentators so far during the Summer Olympics
that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: ‘This is
Gregorieva…

By beecee Friday 12th September 2008




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