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Monday, 9th January 2012
Grumpiness is Good (for you )
By thegrumpycook

I’ve sure gotten old! I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I’m half blind,

Can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine,

Take 40 different medications that
Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts of dementia… poor circulation;
can hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can’t remember if I’m 89 or 98.
Have lost all my friends.

But, thank God, I still have my driver’s license.



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no answer to that but guess there could be!!

by mikerosenberg on 24th January 2012


曾经是一条龙,永远是一条龙。 现在我是grumpy的一条龙。

by thegrumpycook on 23rd January 2012


Its an exclusive club that I fortunately am not a member of, however I do have a tendency to suffer from Preselexionitis and also Break wind when overly excited……………………………

by thegrumpycook on 14th January 2012


So its agent 0090 with Licence to Kill rhen!

by mikerosenberg on 9th January 2012


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