Advice from a loving father to his prospective son in law

“Son, just remember that my precious little daughter, the apple of my eye, my little princess is someone to be treasured . She is a very sensitive soul so I must insist that you never ,ever ,use those four letter words that she finds repulsive”

“I promise not to use them but just between us men can you tell me which ones she hates most of all” says the boy.

“Sure, says the father, “COOK,IRON,WASH” are the ones to be avoided at all costs”