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Friday, 4th November 2011
S**T or GET off the POT
By thegrumpycook

“Greece’s government was on the brink of collapse on Thursday, casting doubt on plans for a referendum on staying in the euro, as European leaders talked for the first time of a possible Greek exit to preserve the single currency”.

Beleaguered Prime Minister George Papandreou chaired an emergency cabinet meeting in Athens, with his finance minister and some Socialist lawmakers in revolt, after France and Germany gave Greeks an ultimatum to make up their minds.

French President Nicolas Sarkozy and German Chancellor Angela Merkel told Papandreou at a torrid meeting in Cannes on Wednesday night that Athens would not receive a cent more in aid until it votes to meet its commitments to the euro zone. Greece was due a vital 8 billion euros installment this month.

This Greek is really something first an emergency meeting in Athens,and then a Torrid session with Murky Merkel and Sarkoman in Cannes,back to Athens maybe to face a vote of no confidence from his own party.

Then what ? when will the curtain fall on this Neuro comedy act ? the amount of money spent on trying to resolve this non crisis would have put many countries back on track. Again we have proof that Socialism is the only way to go ………. down the drain.

And for some lighter relief..

Little Johnny to the rescue

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?”

When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ‘JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!”

The Teacher fainted.



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Now where is that gem of wisdom written up ?

by thegrumpycook on 8th November 2011


no they didnt ’cause god told them to only write french letters

by beecee on 7th November 2011


Bet you don’t know if Adam and Eve had any more children after that.

by thegrumpycook on 6th November 2011


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