I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided
to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto
heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to
exchange notes. Here’s how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found
me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my
dreams. I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all
night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black
bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
when he came in the door and saw me he said,

“What’s for dinner, Zorro?”