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Monday, 4th January 2010
I forgot my name
By beecee

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and
we all could probably use more calm in our lives! Some doctor on the TV
thi s morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I’d
started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I
finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys,
abutle of vodka, a pockage of Pringlies, the res of the Chesescke an a box a
chocolets. Yu haf no idr ow frigin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu
fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

I frgot my nme!



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Nothing like green cheese on soggy matzo. Could be the next thing in carbon friendly fuel if we put our minds to it

by mikerosenberg on 5th January 2010


i ate all the loverlee moldy cheese the other day for breakfast…on Matzo!!!!!

by beecee on 5th January 2010


sounds like good advice. Did you manage to finish off the slightly mouldy cheese as well??

by mikerosenberg on 4th January 2010


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