When I rule the world
PMQ’s will be a thing of the past
And Goliath slays the Davids so fast
Gordon Brown reigns supreme in the Commons at last!

When I rule the world,
All world leaders will pay homage to me
I’m the Man they’ll all be following, you’ll see,
All it took was taxpayers two trillion, for free!!

My world would be a one party place
All us Scots right on top of the heap,
IN my world I’d have a smile on my face
No more Blair to beware of when we’re in deep……………..

When I run the banks
All the stockmarkets will bow to my lead,
There’ll be mortgages for those who don’t need,
For Hedge Fund Harry’s my heart just won’t bleed,
Miliband, Campbell, Darling, Jack Straw,
Who needs them, what were they really for?
You’ve got me, I’m GB, yes and I rule the world

When I rule the world
There’ll be not one law that I will not bend,
All my enemies will now be my friends
Watch my lips, folks, when I rule the world
Say good bye to my three double chins,
David Cameron will empty my bins,
I’ll forgive all of Mandelson’s sins
No Elections at all when I rule the world!

Old Lyrics Tony Bennet New Lyrics Michael Davidson 15.10.2008,