Just when you all thought you had written me off
Opinion Polls dropped me in bottomless trough,
Credit Crunch comes along, what a blessed relief,
Here’s where I show them I’m up to my brief.
To confuse all the pundits, ‘mongst all the kerfuffle
I’ll give poxy Cabinet a major reshuffle.
Ruth Kelly’s absconded, her family calls,
Children, Schools, Families, I’ll leave to Ed Balls!

Nick Brown’s my enforcer, he’ll keep ‘em in line,
Dave Miliband stays where I can see him, that’s fine!
Mandy likes me, Mandy hates me, just who the hell knows,
Helped Blair win three Elections, that’s it, I suppose.
We’re joined at the hip, Mandy says, what a schmoozer,
Don’t you think I’m crazy hiring this two time loser?
So you see, media men, you may forecast disaster
But with Mandy behind me you’ll find out who’s master.

President Bush called the tune, bunged seven hundred Bill,
I’ll go off to Europe, bore their pants off until
they all kowtow to me, Son of the Manse,
With their money I’ll buy Mandy Corduroy pants!
I’ll bring back Dave Blunkett, always good for a laugh,
But Carolyn Flint, hands off, Dave, not half!
Thought about Livingstone, him and his newts,
Then I went and forgot, is he that keen on fruits?
So with Darling and Straw, Jacqui Smith, what a treat,
My Team’s sure to knock voters right off their feet.
But what if they I’ll don’t, that’s my biggest scare???
I might have to recall Right Hon. ANTHONY BLAIR!

Michael John Davidson
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