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Monday, 31st March 2008
Bangers and bacon
By mikerosenberg

Here we go again! Scientests now claim that eating one sausage and three rashers of bacon a day increases the chance of cancer of the bowel.The eggs give you increased cholesterol as we already know so is it goodbye to the traditional english breakfast? I have no doubt that when we all turn to healthy muesli and yogourt as our staple diet it will not be long before another scientist will prove that this new food will in turn have horrible side effects probably turning us into green eyed Mekons within a couple of generations. In any event what will we do with the huge numbers of pigs who have been reprieved from their fate as providers of bangers and rashers. They are quite intelligent animals so will we soon have to provide for their education and health?? Percy the Pig for next mayor of London in 2050?



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just testing the comment site

mike

by mikerosenberg on 11th April 2008


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